Kevin Smith and Jason Lee

"my cousin walter jerked off in public once. true story, he was on a plane heading to florida and all of a sudden the hydrolics cut out. so he figures its all over and whips it out and starts beating it. all the other passengers take a cue from him and start doing it too. then, the hydrolics kick back in and the plane lands, and everyone puts their respective peices away and no one speaks of the phenomena ever again..."
other student: "well did he cum or what?"
me: "JESUS CHRIST! there are just some things you dont talk about..."

music, theatre...you know what, if you're really interested in my passions, find out for yourself

dependence, being fake, sheep...i wonder if you know what i mean

am the perfect gentleman

i dont know...

scotty, money shot, the butcher, chuck deuce

a bed, a computer, me, a tv, posters, guitars...