Someone with a sense of humor, because boring people suck. Think you're up to the challenge? Drop me a line with your name, age, phone number, phone numbers of three beautiful single women, three hi-resolution pictures (no glamor shots, please), social security number, mother's maiden name, and a 6-7 page essay discussing why I should get back to you.

when my Japanese professor asked me why I wanted to take the class and I promptly answered, "because French was full..."

Psychology (yeah, I'm a f***ing nerd; leave me alone), using proper grammar on AIM, photography,

Fat people, ugly people, dumb people, boring people, snobby people, people people, purple people... Overacheivers, under-tippers... Pants, shirts... Hardcore porn, Steve Urkel, drunk chicks at parties... (to be continued)...

don't go on "dates."

I'm 6' f***ing 2", 235 pounds. I'm a big freakin' guy. Duh.

Rob, Robbie, Robert, Big Rob, Mr. Rob, the Robster, the Robinator, the Robmeister, "The Man", "PIMP", dude,

my weirdo roommate, some posters of scantily-clad women, twenty-odd decks of cards,

now... right now... no, wait... now... hold on... oh, there we go... now... that's it... five seconds ago...

I can live without love