I am currently taking applications for a multitude of exciting positions and careers. Drop me a line and we'll chill sometime. Unless, of course, you're sketchy, in which case I'll probably ignore ya. Cuz hell, that happens. Get over it.

Probably the purple camo backpack. Or the dark clothing. Or the outrageous hair that I need to grow back since I cut it.

A smattering of at first glance innocuous items that serve double purposes. That, and my bed and desk and clothes and posters.

Define "Lucky". This could range from last week to three years ago.

pretty soon