| In my bedroom you will find... |
Four fishtanks, one of which
is 125 gallons, 6 sugar
gliders, 2 ferrets, i
tortoise, 11 tarantulas, 3
scorpions, 1 whipscorpion, 2
cats, 1 frog, 2 geckos, a
bunch of ants, 2 plants, 4
snakes, lots and lots of
books, a down comforter,
Indian wall hangings, a
shit-ton of clothes,
knicknacks from travels around
the globe, binoculars,
mirrors, a minolta 35mm, a
queen-sized bed with 400
thread count sheets,
handcuffs, body oil, field
guides, animal chow, a litter
box, ropes from the ceiling
for the sugar boogers, african
masks, anti-war slogans, toy
dinosaurs... I could go on |
