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煢 。
Complicated, 25
United States
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| User Details |
Display Name |
Ze_VALKYRIC_Emperor |
Full Name |
煢 。 |
Age |
25 |
Gender |
Complicated |
Location |
United States |
Relationship Status |
Single |
Interested In |
Men |
Member Since |
Nov 3, 2005 |
Height |
5' 6" |
Educational Level |
Graduated 4-year College |
Employment Status |
Employed full-time |
Secondary Email |
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College/University |
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MSN |
Der_Schizotypal_Fuhrer@hotmail |
Skype |
ParapluieD_Debenture |
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Testimonials(24)
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Marissa has class, sass and ass! : Iran can keep him/her...it. Hopefully some oil field
worker will bend it over and
jam a divining rod up
it's ass. Then again...it would be SO
pleasured with that.
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BoDrUm88 | PrObLeM TeaM | : . . . . .....oooO................ .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo.... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... .....oooO................ .....(....)................ ......)../....Oooo.... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/.......... ...........................r
eturn pls:))
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Your **smitten kitten** Trophy : i have an idea! you poop in my butt hole and
then ill poop the poop back
in your butt hole and then
we can keep going back and
forth for ever ))(( thats what it will look like
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About Me
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| Dumbest thing I ever said in class: |
-"I don't
know...*is* the Pope
Catholic?"
~Yours Truly, junior year in
CATHOLIC high school
-"Wait, Phil Collins is
an *old* artist? I thought he
was new!"
(again, in high school)
-"Wait, what's
'The Price is
Right?'"
~Me in 2000 (Fuck you, me, for
being so behind...even if you
still are) |
| I'm passionate about: |
Finance, Investments, Cuba,
Iran, Portfolio Analyses,
Japanese, German, beaux of
bodaciousness, me, Icelandic,
eccentricism, applying
economic concepts to social
relationships of any level,
wikipedia, international
relations, Hirohito,
totalitarianism, boys (again),
transcending political
correctness and taking
political incorrectness to new
heights, Brazilian men
(delectable), Latin/American
men in general (yummy), Asian
men (yum), European men
(rapaciously passionate),
deliciously rare lexicon,
LANGUAGES, Interdisciplinary
Studies, BISEXUAL guys,
CURIOUS guys (SO damn hot),
The Fountainhead, meeting and
befriending awesome people |
| Things that turn me off: |
dial-up internet (and it turns
me off like whoa) |
| When I go on a date I... |
get fucked. :) (because I
do not go on dates. Dates are
shittastic, and the word
itself is stupid.) |
| First thing you'll notice about me: |
My eyes, they've been
CYANIZED!! Also, my jovial,
sprightly yay-ifying persona.
I emanate little particles
(think of it as pixie dust) of
happiness and energy which,
when sprinkled upon others (or
aerated and propagated through
the air, thus coming into
contact with others), makes
them happy, too. Oh yes, and
my extreme salaciousness.
My bellicosity. |
| Friends call me: |
"Hey"
On here: Chrys, Tink, Faerie,
Hiro, Vallah, Stevie
XuQa names:
-Chrysanthemum Faerie:
Pullulating und PWNing
-Chrysanthemum Faerie:
Kicking Turks into Armenia
-Hirohito The Valkyric Emperor
(or something like that)
-HIRO: The Valkyric
Anti-Transmogrifier
-Vallah the BELLICOSE Purveyor
of...666ism.
-rYan came and made me feel
teh 53xxxY.
-FÜHRERIN DER WELT ...or
something.
-That Coquettish, Irrumated
Fräulein
-Ayatollah Thaty Fatty
Novgorod
-Floccinaucinihilipilification
ed.NOVGOROD
Die Neue Tristessement
- Men need to be castrated VIA
the anus.
-Bitch: I'll rain on your
parade.
-Ayatollah Monger of
Concupiscence.
-Myocardial Infarction
Barbie.
-Callipygian Exotic Barbie.
-Intron McCholine.
-Ayatollah Candy the
Mercurial
-Ayatollah Farrokzad the
Curmudgeonly
- Batman .
- My Box is Not Made of
Ticky-Tacky.
-Josh XUQA: Post-Benin.
-妖艷 |
| In my bedroom you will find... |
yourself. On top of me. |
| Last time I got lucky: |
when I realized that people
are nothing but hypocrites. |
| I need to get lucky again: |
I can live without love |
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If I e-care about you in some convoluted way, Facebook me:
http://uchicago.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2903214
steve and marissa by Your *smitten kitten* Trophy @ 11:49 AM on Friday, Jan 19 oh wowser my 2 fav blackies in one blog, i musta died and gone to the plantation
by Your *smitten kitten* Trophy @ 10:22 AM on Friday, Jan 26 well there are specific new people i detest with the passion of christ mel hates jews lol and old people i miss, like i miss the sun in this shitty ohio winter
05:31 PM on Friday, Aug 24 by Sheila Novgorod Pranam I'm calling 1-800-CHEATERS. @ 05:30 PM on Friday, Aug 24 by Sheila Novgorod Pranam I pick guys from the chocolate aisle in Target.
~My darling Husband. Marriage is bliss. Everyone should be fucking married...and between one MAN and one WOMAN. Like my husband Sheila and myself.
by Madea "DizzJ Twork" Jenkins - DDS @ 04:35 PM on Friday, Sep 8 But Stevey we are sooooooooo different, like you are so masculine i would hump your leg in a minute and i'm butch myself ........................................ ............. :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
test by don't let me drink ~ this is what happens @ 06:30 AM on Thursday, Oct 5 fuck me?
hiro by Pete "James Dean" Robinson @ 03:01 PM on Monday, Oct 9 dont even try to attack me over my piano playing... ive worked my ass off on it for over 11 years and its the only reason i got into college.
by Pete "James Dean" Robinson @ 02:47 AM on Thursday, Oct 12 i think when i graduated, the first thing that went through my mind was, "finally im done with these assholes." i was a "popular" kid, but i hated the people from my class
by jeffy = cereal killer. @ 12:53 PM on Monday, Dec 11 what's conducive mean?
by Jesus Christ @ 09:18 PM on Wednesday, Dec 20 that's very true Reza....I'm NOTORIOUS for being stepped on and taken advantage of. I will go out of my way and do without so others can have. typically, I don't get so much as a "thank you" it's more expected from me at this point because I've done it for so long. Luckily my wife wont' stand for that....she smacks me around and shows me how I'm messing up...how I'm allowing them to walk over me.
by Jesus Christ @ 03:57 PM on Wednesday, Dec 20 I really hate the fact that, I try so very hard to have friends that I can visit 30 years from now and just bast in the glory of years of unconditional loving friendship....but.....I think those years are long gone from this society. When I sit alone, as per normal, I start to reflect on this that, really should have no meaning to me...such as friendship....my appearance....midget rodeos....ok, that last one needs a lot of explaining, but later. I've tried so hard to be friends with a few people, not just be nice, smile to them, say hi to them in public, I mean really tried, and typically I end up getting forgotten for whatever reason...even though I would be there by their side, no matter what they were going though...if they were to call me and say "hey, would you come over, I really need to talk to someone" I would be there. Sadly it's not reciprocated...it just ...isn't. Not anymore. I remember a time when I could pick up the phone and talk to one of my 'friends' about anything in the world...but now...I know that they're just watching tv...waiting for me to hang up so they can say "god...why does he think I care?" One of the grand things about having shitty parents and not having the proper social skills is...emotionally I'm....5. *holds up his hand* THIS MANY!! I know that I'm not the easiest person to get along with, I know that I'm harsh, I know that I make little to no sense at times...but I don't know any other way. Alone with someone I consider a friend...in a comfortable environment...I could very well have an adult like conversation...I can very well be civil...I can very well talk about things that I hold very dear. But, as it is now...I have no comfort, no reason to talk about anything I find important. I think the happiest moments in my life were the results from delusion. I remember being 'in love' with someone so deeply that...I would put myself in harms way...I would cut out my own tongue if it would make them smile...because then...I could daydream, then I could imagine us sitting somewhere, watching the sun go down, talking for hours on end after dark, wrapped up in each other, just talking about nothing...old people and pants. but then I've always ruined that happy moment in my life by telling the other person...then I get to watch as I lose it all, everything. and there is nothing worse than losing a hope. Whoever said it is better to have loved and loss...should be kicked in the nuts....kicked in the nuts hard. Surprisingly I've a lot of exes....a lot....a whole lot. and that, in itself is fucking terrifying isn't it? I mean look at me...listen to me....watch me. there is NO reason any woman should sink so low as to be with me...but....still there are those pathetic few who do, for whatever reason. Most of them I pray that they are in line at a supermarket when their skin fucking falls off...but there are a few whom I would deeply like to apologize to and just say...thanks for the hope....thanks for letting me crush it....thanks, really. It really sucks big floppy donkey dick to try to rekindle a once held happiness....like when you have an ex...live together...happy for what seems to be forever...then...she's banging some radio personality. Then years later you run into em again and think...I had a lot of fun with you, we should be friends! What a stupid idea...you HAD fun...then again you HAD heart wrenching hours of crying, praying for your heart to stop...but such is the human mind....we can easily forget the 'bad' things about people, which is why we keep going back to those who hurt us...keep going back to those fucked up situations when we know full well, that it will never be the same...no matter how much you try to 'be there' for them, no matter how much hope for it or wish for it..it's gone and gone forever. It is very hard to simply 'get over' things...all the people who've hurt me...all those whom I've hurt....I know I could look at it and say "fuck it, I was young and stupid...I'm past that now...forget about it and just move on." but it's not that easy...pathetically I have a very soft heart I have a hard time just forgetting...I throw life preserver after life preserver into the water of a long sunk friendship in the hopes that I'll feel the tug on the other end.... I feel really clueless as to how to have a friend anymore. I have no buddies, I have no pals, no chums, no com padres...I have me. Don't get me wrong though, I have my wife whom I am forever grateful for...whom I love dearly..but I'm talking about something altogether different. ........I'm tired.
by Fool me ! @ 11:15 PM on Tuesday, Dec 26 die you all! deliver my ass you assholes. i hate you all
**[Fool Me, after being ignored by all]
by Achilles Son of Peleus @ 10:03 AM on Wednesday, Dec 27 what? they made one of MY blogs unmoderated? what the hell fuck pussy shit for?
"SayanVgto" (2:45:45 AM): shes like 3 of you
"SayanVgto" (2:45:53 AM): with emensely saggy tits
"SayanVgto" (11:56:32 PM): do as your comanded
"SayanVgto" (11:56:40 PM): now fetch me some green tea too
"Surreally Cute" (12:10:49 AM): Sorry I don't take orders from people who can't spell
"SayanVgto" (11:57:13 PM): :D
by Doc... Just...Doc. @ 02:04 PM on Friday, Dec 29 i also play the Vaginolin.
by Doc... Just...Doc. @ 02:05 PM on Friday, Dec 29
stevie.
access granted.
by This film is unrateable @ 06:16 PM on Monday, Jan 1 i jave a balcvk belt in ta e kwn do dfuskecr... back flis p arenst shit
by This film is unrateable @ 06:19 PM on Monday, Jan 1 age siaf juast a nuimber dejah... fak em if athay can't atake a ajoke
let's clean it up so i only po by Achilles Son of Peleus @ 01:08 PM on Tuesday, Jan 2 he will birth it through his peepee. which will have three types of herpes on it. that he got from a man.
by By request.... MILF @ 01:32 PM on Friday, Jan 5 delete Oh no Stevie...we are equal opportunity sluts here! You will get your turn!
by Tabby~Kat Steve's~VIVP @ 12:04 PM on Thursday, Jan 11 GORMY!!! I need help!!! Vallah is not playing very nicely in the forums and has created a slanderous blog about me and is encouraging others that defamation is great and fun, please stop him!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shannon by Marissa still loves her Buckeyes. @ 12:13 PM on Friday, Jan 12 I ditched Stevie as soon as I expelled him from this womb. True story.
by *Ctrl Alt D.L337 * @ 09:46 AM on Wednesday, Jan 17 Rain can't spell because he was made in china.
:)
From Skype:[3:38:11 AM] Jill Cline says: he isn't the brightest crayon in the box [3:38:20 AM] Jill Cline says: he's good arm candy
by Pete "James Dean" Robinson @ 12:26 PM on Tuesday, Jan 30 im a refined white upper-middle class suburban teen. i drink wine. [Predictable Peterorsomething
"I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still, or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey who's conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope."
~Red, Shawshank Redemption
{{by Hakan maysa @ 10:17 AM on Saturday, Feb 17 :D
by FÜHRERIN DER WELT ...or something. @ 10:06 AM on Saturday, Feb 17 You're so handsome that I'd rather let a dying tree do me.}}
Love... posted on 05:07 PM by Aaron FUCK Report Abuse There's this guy that I'm pretty much in love with. There's nothing more I can really say... the only problem is that he has broken my heart one to many times.... in fact he just did it like fifteen minutes ago. I'm pretty young.... 20. And I haven't had much relationship practice because I didn't come out of the closet in high school. I don't know what this forum is for. Advice... share stories.... tell me I should stop crying and get a life. etc etc etc
~That One Dumb Emo-Screamo Fag who Claims that Others Have High-School Drama [and Claims to be an English Major...yet, can't distinguish between "to" and "too"]
"Sorry, you been temporarily blocked from posting on the forums due to abusive behaviour. Please try again in a few hours." [Damn..."I been"]
y robbie jewishson @ 10:30 PM on Wednesday, Feb 21 i am very happy to born as a jew... much more better then bein a degenerated stpd GAY . because gays and frigid gals are have so many simillar ponits; like both of them just watch handsome boys by t.v. and ?F THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE THEM WHEN THEY REFUSED THEY MAKE GOSS?PS AND L?BELS"
Oh Jews...
by Limousine Vitone @ UConn @ 04:41 AM on Friday, Feb 23 haha.... well it's better than the first time.... I use to have them regularly and then my vagina broke and I got scared :( if you've never had one, at least you don't know what you're missing!
~Limo?
"by Widow Capet: still better than you... @ 05:41 AM on Wednesday, Feb 28 i like that as soon as jeff finds out he knocked me up when i was 4...he stops talking to me...typical. d."
by Lizards Penguin @ 10:48 PM on Wednesday, Feb 28 and what are you doing in your picture? It looks like you are trying to cuddle with the wall??? [Oh dear gosh-- I hate Negroids.]
" jeffy since like, ever."
~Jeff Roberts' new name, after I called Jeff Brien? the real Jeffy. That is seriously, so cute.
by Shanté Nicole @ 01:05 PM on Wednesday, Mar 7 now wen i see hot guys with ugly girls im just gonna assume that they're mentally retarded.
by FÜHRERIN DER WELT ...or something. @ 10:44 PM on Saturday, Mar 10 Put a dick in it, you flailing meacock.
~Yours Truly...that was too good NOT to quote
by The Challenge @ 09:53 AM on Wednesday, Mar 14 w0000000t. buzzzzzzz.
[I ? you Jeffy?]
by The Challenge @ 09:57 AM on Wednesday, Mar 14 did that make sense? i can't tell by The Challenge @ 09:55 AM on Wednesday, Mar 14 that's prolly a probable probability
~Jeffy?
by Java Cafe @ 11:48 PM on Monday, Apr 9 hey TC...got bad english skills...what means "irrumated", sounds great...
~[TC = That Coquettish]...hahahahaha I swear I'm not attracted to people who don't understand English very well...and I doubly swear I'm not a whore.
"by That Coquettish, Irrumated Fräulein @ 12:16 PM on Wednesday, Apr 11 I know, Mark. I just can't help it. It's why I just stick to libertinage, cavorting, and emitting babies from my VV at a faster rate than CO2 is emitted in the atmosphere. [sorry I had to use that again]"
~Yours Truly
"@ 12:21 AM on Saturday, Aug 11 by BWN is mad hype I figured it was time to integrate my friends list, it's 2007. Coloreds have rights and shit now. That's disappointing, I'm sure her rack is still phenomenal." (Brant, ?)
" @ 10:52 PM on Sunday, Oct 21 by jeffy = raiden. omg, get the 'mos outta the blog. and i'm not talking about gaysteve this time."
" @ 11:04 PM on Sunday, Oct 21 by jeffy = raiden. 'mos. 'mos. 'mos."
" @ 10:43 PM on Friday, Oct 26 by Adolf Hitler My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation." ~Hitler ♥'s remix of the Milkshake song :)
" @ 11:46 PM on Wednesday, Oct 31 by D - 2 Kristin, I recently saw a facebook group called "Texas A&M: so easy, a caveman can do it"" ~A Guy "
@ 10:56 PM on Saturday, Dec 8 by broadway steve Yeah, I'm sure there is. I'd rather have my teeth hurt than a broken heart." ˜Steven "You knew that this parody blog would get me upset" Martel
" @ 08:00 PM on Thursday, Jan 24 by cait is back tell a friend | Team : lol i like to feel my throat burn."
-Cait, talking about "tobacco"...yeah, "tobacco"
@ 11:01 PM on Tuesday, May 22 by steve the phenom | Team : my point is you knew that this would piss me off. I don't like you and you don't like me. You freaking knew what this would do. This is a bullshit thread. What exactly are you parodying? Cause of one letter?
-Martel again
@ 11:01 PM on Tuesday, May 22 by steve the phenom | Team : my point is you knew that this would piss me off. I don't like you and you don't like me. You freaking knew what this would do. This is a bullshit thread. What exactly are you parodying? Cause of one letter?
-Oh look, Martel times three!!!1111
@ 09:39 PM on Sunday, Feb 3 by steve the phenom | Team : jen can go fuck herself. i was her friend on here and she became a bad friend. she's so fake. same with yuli
-Guess who?
@ 09:43 PM on Sunday, Feb 3 by steve the phenom | Team : bitch bitch bitch too many bitches on here. just go away jen and yuli. i was glad when you both left. you don't get it and I dropped you as a friend first. don't make it seem like you dropped me as a friend first.
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